I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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