Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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