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(313): View more from Michigan

I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy

(1-313): View more from Michigan

You shut your mouth

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(913): View more from Kansas

she is the kim kardashian of front butts

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(850): View more from Florida

He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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(336): View more from North Carolina

just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class

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(443): View more from Maryland

Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long

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(650): View more from California

Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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