WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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