I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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