How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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