Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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