she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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