they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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