I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
