I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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