I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
kristin has been a bad kristin
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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