I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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