i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
farters have to be the big spoon...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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