So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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