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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights

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• (607): View more from New York

  I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.

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• (845): View more from New York

  My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?

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