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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.

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  i do.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window

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• (585): View more from New York

  I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.

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