so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD