I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though