marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!