Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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