idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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