Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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