we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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