hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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