I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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