I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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