I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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