My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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