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say what?
wanna hang out?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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