this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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