I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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