i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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