im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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