We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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