I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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