Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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