So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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