This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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