i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I'm at about main and main street
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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