i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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