Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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