someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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