Ambien. No doubt about it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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