Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
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Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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