I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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