Walk of Shame. In a state park.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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