They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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