you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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