I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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