4 words: hood of his car
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
did i just pee glitter
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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