Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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