Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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