we have officially lost it.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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