need another drink. this is the easiest way
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
