I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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