That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck