i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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