porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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