We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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