You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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